BAMS 5.16 — Week 11 Recap

No stats today, folks.  Just bullet points, waiver wire notes and some Thanksgiving gifs and videos sprinkled in there.  Have a great Thanksgiving, guys.
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With that, Gentlemen, the updated spreadsheet is below

WEEK 11 SPREADSHEET LINK IS BELOW

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Bullet Points:

  • Saquon Nuts just tryin to win everything — they’re on their way to win the most money EVER in Bams (I have no idea if this is true, but I would have to thinks so, maybe I’ll look it up one day.)
    • Survivor is OVER — The Nuts put up a dominant performance and the Hammocks couldn’t hang….intended the shit out of that pun.
    • The Nuts won the week again for the fourth time.
    • The Nuts extend their lead on most points scored — Hardo a distant 2nd.
    • The Nuts get closer and closer to having the most points scored AGAINST them.  JMTs still holds on to that, but only by like 4 pts..  With matchups against two playoff teams the final two weeks of the season, it looks probable that they take this title, too…  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • The Hammocks cling on to that best week — Byes are winding down and points are going to go up, though.  We’ll see if anyone can contend.
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Two Koops One Kupp’s last month summed up?

Waiver Wire

  • The Nuts scoop up the Texans D – 15 pts. and that’s WITHOUT getting points for literally breaking opposing team’s QB’s legs in half…
  • Nuts also picked up Kookee  Ceetoo who put up 10 pts. but they didn’t play them — I suppose they didn’t want anymore points. Same.
  • Ben Maul Kitties went after Joc Adams who put up 16 pts. but didn’t play them
  • Ben Maul Kitties also picked up KC’s D but didn’t play them
  • Ben Maul Kitties also rolled ALL the dice on Cody Parker and it worked . 11 pts.
  • Ben Maul Kitties couldn’t keep down the powerhouse that is SHEASKY...
  • Hardo saw a WR that wasn’t owned in that ridiculous MNF game and picked him up and he had like 17 pts. UHHHHHHH Y’THINK?
  • Two Koops One Cup grasping at straws to stay relevant agains the Nuts and streamed a solid New Orleans D — but they lost again

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Eat Slow.

Gobble,

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