No stats today, folks. Just bullet points, waiver wire notes and some Thanksgiving gifs and videos sprinkled in there. Have a great Thanksgiving, guys.
With that, Gentlemen, the updated spreadsheet is below
WEEK 11 SPREADSHEET LINK IS BELOW
Bullet Points:
- Saquon Nuts just tryin to win everything — they’re on their way to win the most money EVER in Bams (I have no idea if this is true, but I would have to thinks so, maybe I’ll look it up one day.)
- Survivor is OVER — The Nuts put up a dominant performance and the Hammocks couldn’t hang….intended the shit out of that pun.
- The Nuts won the week again for the fourth time.
- The Nuts extend their lead on most points scored — Hardo a distant 2nd.
- The Nuts get closer and closer to having the most points scored AGAINST them. JMTs still holds on to that, but only by like 4 pts.. With matchups against two playoff teams the final two weeks of the season, it looks probable that they take this title, too… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- The Hammocks cling on to that best week — Byes are winding down and points are going to go up, though. We’ll see if anyone can contend.
Waiver Wire
- The Nuts scoop up the Texans D – 15 pts. and that’s WITHOUT getting points for literally breaking opposing team’s QB’s legs in half…
- Nuts also picked up Kookee Ceetoo who put up 10 pts. but they didn’t play them — I suppose they didn’t want anymore points. Same.
- Ben Maul Kitties went after Joc Adams who put up 16 pts. but didn’t play them
- Ben Maul Kitties also picked up KC’s D but didn’t play them
- Ben Maul Kitties also rolled ALL the dice on Cody Parker and it worked . 11 pts.
- Ben Maul Kitties couldn’t keep down the powerhouse that is SHEASKY...
- Hardo saw a WR that wasn’t owned in that ridiculous MNF game and picked him up and he had like 17 pts. UHHHHHHH Y’THINK?
- Two Koops One Cup grasping at straws to stay relevant agains the Nuts and streamed a solid New Orleans D — but they lost again
Eat Slow.
Gobble,
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